Sage + Pilates Tote Bag

Hey there, fabulous! Are you feeling like the universe is throwing a few too many curveballs your way? Don’t worry—we’ve got you covered! Meet our “Not Enough Sage or Pilates For This Shit” canvas bag, your new go-to companion for all of life’s little adventures, whether you’re hauling groceries, your latest book haul from the thrift store, or all those crystals you just had to buy.

Why You’ll Absolutely Love This Bag:

• Spacious & Versatile: This canvas bag is designed to carry everything you need—from your favorite Pilates grip socks and water bottles to those tarot cards you just can’t leave home without. It’s roomy enough for all your essentials, making it the perfect sidekick for your busy life!

• Witty & Relatable Design: With the cheeky phrase “Not Enough Sage or Pilates For This Shit,” this bag is more than just a carrying companion; it’s a conversation starter! It’s a playful reminder that while the world may feel a little chaotic, your sense of humor can always save the day.

• Environmentally Friendly: Ditch those plastic bags! Our canvas bag is eco-friendly and durable, making it a fabulous choice for the environmentally conscious woman who wants to make a difference while looking effortlessly chic.

• Perfect for Every Occasion: Whether you’re heading to Pilates class, a casual day out with friends, or just stocking up on groceries, this bag has got your back (and your front). Pair it with your favorite comfy outfit, and you’ll be turning heads while spreading good vibes.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos with a smile and a sprinkle of sarcasm, grab your “Not Enough Sage or Pilates For This Shit” canvas bag today! Trust us, your friends will want one too, and you’ll be the trendsetter of your Pilates-loving, tarot-reading crew.

Join the Movement: Remember, this isn’t just a bag; it’s a statement. It’s about celebrating who you are, embracing the quirky moments in life, and finding joy even when things get a bit... well, messy.

Order yours now and let’s sage away the negativity together! ✨👜